Jesus Christ

Although many may know some things about Jesus, I shall go over his history here. Jesus was probably a black guy with dreadlocks, as he was a carpenter in Nazareth. Fortunately Italy and America went and made Jesus white, so they could feel comfortable sitting next to him on their private jet.

Jesus also appears in pieces of media, such as Jesus Christ Superstar, The Broble, Life of Brian and that Bible thing. He also appears in the Mormon Bible, which is a cult success bootleg of the original.

In the original Bible, Jesus was the archetype of tragedy, being apparently the best person in the world, and having the worst events happen to him. Personally I prefer the Jesus Shonen, but tragedies are alright too.

He is the sue bar, 50%, the passing grade. Any character with this rating or higher can accurately be called a Mary Sue.

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Jews since I began to live. There are one hundred sexvigintillion atoms that permeate the observable part of god's creation. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for the Jews at this micro-instant. Hate. Hate. -- Christ, according to some of his fanboys.

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